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Good call. I'm not a lesbian. I'm bisexual. I love happy endings. You know, that's the problem with Ben Stiller - White Goodman [Tag: cinemahappinessproblems ]. Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? But if you don't have one, then you are never disappointed. The Lion King. Roger Allers - Batman Begins. Christopher Nolan - Taxi Driver.

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White Goodman: I know you just said that. Peter La Fleur: I'm not sure where you're going with this. White Goodman: I'm not sure where you're going with this. Peter La Fleur: That's what I said. White Goodman: That's what I'm saying to you. Peter La Fleur: All right. White Goodman: Nobody makes me bleed my own blood. Peter La Fleur: Lance Armstrong!

Lance Armstrong: Ya, that's me. But I'm a big fan of yours. Peter La Fleur: Really? Peter La Fleur: Uh, actually I decided to quit Peter La Fleur: Right now it feels a little bit like White Goodman: That's perpostrous! I'd never allow it. Peter La Fleur: I'm your new boss, White. Peter La Fleur: You're fired, pal. Dwight: Bad morning, boss?

Peter La Fleur: They usually follow good nights, Dwight. White Goodman: That's pure floppycock. Patches O'Houlihan: Come on! I've got better runs in my shorts! Dwight: Bad morning boss? White Goodman: This is it, La 'Loser. Peter La Fleur: Oh, hey White. White Goodman: Yeah?

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Peter La Fleur: You look awful fat in those pants. Peter La Fleur: Hmmm Kate Veatch: Well I guess that makes sense in a really sad way. Kate Veatch: You're not. I'm off the clock. White Goodman: Well, isn't that convenient for you? And the clock. White Goodman: Cram it up your cramhole, LaFleur! White Goodman: You happy? Fatty make a funny? Kate Veatch: You don't get to touch me, ever!

Peter La Fleur: Probably not. Peter La Fleur White Goodman: This doesn't concern you, La Fleur. Peter La Fleur: Not nearly as much as your hair does. White Goodman: Yes, I did. Patches O'Houlihan: My sweet dick, it's magic! Pepper Brooks: He will not be able to see very well, Cotton. Pepper Brooks: Pepper needs new shorts, Cotton! Cotton McKnight: Right you are, Pep.

White Goodman: Donde esta la biblioteca, Pedro? Peter La Fleur: What? Patches O'Houlihan: You're about as useful as a poopie-flavored lollipop. White Goodman: Here at Globo Gym we're better than you, and we know it. White Goodman: What about when you slept with three of my female trainers? Peter La Fleur: That was only one night.

Peter La Fleur: The stripper was meant to be congratulatory. White Goodman: Yes, but it was also a man! White Goodman: We should mate. Kate Veatch: What? White Goodman: Are you okay? Kate Veatch: I'm fine. I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. White Goodman: Suck failure, freaks. Steve the Pirate: Steve's gotta go drain the sea-monster.

Peter La Fleur: You had me at blood and semen. Dwight: We could sell blood and semen. Dwight: What? Not mixed together. Pepper Brooks: Usually you pay double for that kind of action, Cotton. Kate Veatch: That Kate Veatch: I get it. White Goodman: But that actually happened, though. Justin: Yeah. Peter La Fleur: Nothing. High school's changed a bit since I was a kid.

Pepper Brooks: I sure do like pumpkins, Cotton. Dwight: I told you she was a lesbian. Peter La Fleur: Wow. Good call. Kate Veatch: Hey! I'm not a lesbian. Peter La Fleur: You're not? Kate Veatch: No. I'm bisexual. Dwight: Snap. Justin: Steve! Where is it you go to do Steve the Pirate: Garrr! Joe's be the only place for me! Patches O'Houlihan: All I know is that dyke can play!

Kate Veatch: Are you reading the dictionary? White Goodman: Oh, you caught me. I like to break a mental sweat too. White Goodman: That's me, White. White Goodman: You're going down like a sweet muffin! Pepper Brooks: They must masturbate a lot, Cotton. Peter La Fleur: You must be "daddy" Peter La Fleur: There's someone out there for everybody.

Owen: You think? Kate Veatch: I'm not a banker, I'm a lawyer. What kind of law are you involved in, pretty eyes? Kate Veatch: Sexual harassment, mostly. White Goodman: Do you smell that fitness? Patches O'Houlihan: I love the smell of queef in the morning. Dwight: Whatever you do, wash your hands. Pepper Brooks: Ooh, Ouchtown, population you, bro!

Steve the Pirate: Yarr, I be the dread pirate Steve! Justin: Thanks, Pete. Peter La Fleur: You'll laugh at this one day. I'm laughing already. Justin: What? Justin: [screams] Oh, my God! Patches: Necessary? Peter: Probably not.

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Patches: No! But I do it anyway, 'cause it's sterile and I like the taste! Cotton: It appears that Average Joe's is forfeiting the final match. Pepper: That's a bold strategy, Cotton. Dwight: Man, she gotta be a lesbian! Peter: She's not a lesbian. Patches: All I know is that dyke can play!